If You Ain't First, You're Last

Ugh, for the second year in a row, the Stop Snitchin' squad finished runner-up in its Fantasy Hoops League Championship. A big boo! goes out to Toronto Raptors coach Sam Mitchell for fiddling around with Chris Bosh's playing status during the last two games of the season. After resting the Bosh against Detroit, he gives my main man significant minutes against Philly. Well, after seeing Bosh ride the pine previously, I benched him in favor of Nene last night. To make matters worse, George Karl rested Nene Wednesday night. So I got zero from Nene.

Meanwhile, the Bosh puts up typical Bosh-ian numbers (includeing five dimes). I ended up losing to Brett 6-4, losing the assist category by three or four assists. Assists the Bosh would have provided and pushed Snitchin' over the edge, and to a SBBL III League Championship. Oh well. I can't complain too much. After a rocky regular season, Stop Snitchin' came up strong as a six seed in the playoffs. I'm already looking forward to next year. But Sam Mitchell will not get my Coach of the Year vote!

+ I needed something to cheer me up after finishing runner-up again, and luckily I got a double shot of T-Pain on the ride home. Heard the remix of Kels' "I'm a Flirt" which features Teddy Pender*ss, and a little later I caught "Buy U a Drank". Nice.

+ If Halpert is hooking up with the most hated Zellweger, I've lost some respect for him. Who knew he spent some real life time with Karen, though?

+ I'll vouch for Mr. Mustard. That hot condiment packs a solid punch and is delicious with crackers and cheese.