Golden

• Ugueth Urbina, tired of pouring gasoline on the fire at Citizens Bank Park, instead decides to pour gasoline on the help - and then light them on fire! (allegedly) - in his native Venezuela.

• These simulated news conferences ESPN is throwing out there with Steve Phillips is some of the most stupid, dumb, annoying, self-grandizing, waste of time, ponderous, craptacular, stupid and lame programming I've ever been unfortunate enough to witness.

• I interview with Sheetz on Thursday at 4:00 PM . Wish me luck. The position sounds very interesting (no, I will not be making MTOs) and I really like Sheetz as a company. It is my preferred convenience store. We'll see how it goes. I'm in the process of organizing my portfolio and preparing for the interview.

• I voted today.