Buccos

• I guess I'll have to reconsider that cruise off the coast of Somalia.

• Some more Ali G/TNT/NBA spotness.

• Me on Michael Vick: Praise be to Michael for his 22-31 for 228 yards and 1 TD against an okay Miami Dolphins defense. How dare I question his ability to pass from the pocket when I see him fire wormburners and balls 15 feet over his WRs heads on a weekly basis? One decent performance will definitely silence my skepticism. PS, Marcus had a nice game against the U on Saturday, too.

• The 'Birds (finally) tell T.O. to eff off. My Eagles fandom doesn't feel dirty anymore.

• Cracked produces a nice ESPN.com mock-up. Fittingly, every article is given the Insider tag. Also, make sure you check out the faux Bill Simmons, Scoop Jackson and Skip Bayless columns.