Wednesday, February 1

Check On It

Buy or sell: Heated toilet seats. I'm buying heated toilet seats because I think the warmth would be very comfortable and relaxing...two keys when using the commode.

Memo to "Get Off Me!!": What?! Do you think I don't pay attention to the NBA or sports, in general? Why else would you insult me with an offer of Omeka Okafor for Slammin' Sammy Dalembert? Okafor is out 5-7 more weeks with a sprained ankle, dude. And your other offer was an absolute joke, too. Fantasy playa, please!

2 comments:

Todd said...
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Todd said...

Yeah, I redacted that paragraph. I don't need that drama. Still, that stuff is beyond getting old. Where's Jack Bauer?

Regarding your Pitt comment - where do you get that?

Scout:
PSU #6
Pitt #11

Rivals:
PSU #6
Pitt #21

WE ARE!!! Bounce! For the Glory! (the whole 9 yards)